Apr 1, 2011

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This makes me the happiest nerd on the block.

Mar 23, 2011

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The Quiet World

In an effort to get people to look into each other’s eyes more, and also to appease the mutes, the government has decided to allot each person exactly one hundred and sixty-seven words, per day.

When the phone rings, I put it to my ear without saying hello. In the restaurant I point at chicken noodle soup. I am adjusting well to the new way.

Late at night, I call my long distance lover, proudly say I only used fifty-nine today. I saved the rest for you.

When she doesn’t respond, I know she’s used up all her words, so I slowly whisper I love you thirty-two and a third times. After that, we just sit on the line and listen to each other breathe.

  • Jeffrey McDaniel

This is an amazing poem that I love infinity.

Mar 18, 2011

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I like people too much or not at all.
Sylvia Plath  (via pancakenation)
Agree.

(Source: theviennasecession, via pancakenation)

Mar 17, 2011

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Love/love.

Love/love.

Mar 15, 2011

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OMFG! Lord Of The Dance is still going! Apparently frame stores and Michael Flatly are recession proof.

- Ted

See also: popcorn shops.

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Mar 13, 2011

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There is a lot of videos of the Tsunami this time, but this one takes the cake in my opinion. Holy shit.

littledidiknow:

whoa.

ifitseasy:

This….might have just given me a new fear.  Mind blowing.

Pray, think about, donate, wish, hope. Do whatever you can.

(Source: mkingery)

Mar 11, 2011

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scottfriday: ray-ray: notnathanieljames: justspeakeasy: heyveronica: ANNNNNNNNNNND the asshole of the year award goes to… I wonder if on 9/11 how people would have felt if Japanese people were saying they didn’t feel bad for us because of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.  Luckily, that’s not how the world  works. History moves on. Japan has been our ally for decades and to claim this was retribution for something that happened 70 years ago is just disgusting.  I was just waiting for the first dumb bitch to say something like that. I don’t mean it in a sexist way…that girl is just a dumb bitch, plain and simple. Really.  I mean really. i’m not praying for janelle cook. You want to know why? Two words, The Inquisition. Thx for the sneak attack christianity. Re post this if you love Satan. Fuck this whore.

scottfriday:

ray-ray:

notnathanieljames:

justspeakeasy:

heyveronica:

ANNNNNNNNNNND the asshole of the year award goes to…

I wonder if on 9/11 how people would have felt if Japanese people were saying they didn’t feel bad for us because of Hiroshima and Nagasaki. 

Luckily, that’s not how the world  works. History moves on. Japan has been our ally for decades and to claim this was retribution for something that happened 70 years ago is just disgusting. 

I was just waiting for the first dumb bitch to say something like that. I don’t mean it in a sexist way…that girl is just a dumb bitch, plain and simple.

Really.  I mean really.

i’m not praying for janelle cook. You want to know why? Two words, The Inquisition. Thx for the sneak attack christianity.

Re post this if you love Satan.

Fuck this whore.
Mar 11, 2011

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scottfriday: theyoungandwreckless: One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.” best response ever.

scottfriday:

theyoungandwreckless:

One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s Secret Service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle, “Why was he so interested in talking to you?” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant,” to which Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

best response ever.

(Source: leemrsmn)

Mar 11, 2011

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SocialPrintStudio

This is an awesome service and the guy who runs it is super nice. Buy some quality shit made out of the stuff that you photograph!

Caveat: I don’t know the guy personally, but I chatted with him and he appears to be a nice guy.

Feb 27, 2011

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Lol.

Lol.

Feb 25, 2011

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Save the Wine - The Congregation

I’ve probably posted this before but I was too lazy to check, PLUS I am seeing them in a few short horas and I’m way jazzed. Great band, new bar/venue, friend I never get to see - let the fucking weekend begin!

Feb 25, 2011

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Fault.

I think there was a small earthquake in/around my hood today. When I got home from work I found the following:

1. I have a ginormous-halfway-to-the-ceiling stack of empty boxes against the wall from purchasing Christmas gifts (and hair products) and not throwing them out yet. This pile was all over the goddamn place along with its myriad packing products. There is styrofoam everywhere.

‎2. The suctiony holder of shower stuff fell off the wall and into the tub despite the fact that it is mostly empty.

3. I opened the freezer and it rained Uncrustables onto my person.

Feb 22, 2011

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[Flash 9 is required to listen to audio.]

themattsmith:

El DeBarge : Who’s Johnny?

TheKelSmith Dance Party in 3…2….


This is one of my favorite songs. Yeah, I said it.
Feb 16, 2011

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braiker: markcoatney: cheatsheet: Our West Coast editor Kate Aurthur asks a good question. We’d like to know, too. The two aren’t exactly connected, you know? This is like asking, “Has there been a smart piece about one of Mike Vick’s dogs that takes into account the dog’s persona as a treat-hungry bitch?” I think it would be very difficult to do the kind of story you describe without essentially saying “she had it coming.” Why we love Mark Coatney. Agree.

braiker:

markcoatney:

cheatsheet:

Our West Coast editor Kate Aurthur asks a good question. We’d like to know, too.

The two aren’t exactly connected, you know? This is like asking, “Has there been a smart piece about one of Mike Vick’s dogs that takes into account the dog’s persona as a treat-hungry bitch?”

I think it would be very difficult to do the kind of story you describe without essentially saying “she had it coming.”

Why we love Mark Coatney.

Agree.

(via soupsoup)

Feb 11, 2011

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I don’t know how to heed this. Stay inside? Wear a helmet? Go real fast through the door? Also, masterful use of ellipses.

I don’t know how to heed this. Stay inside? Wear a helmet? Go real fast through the door?

Also, masterful use of ellipses.

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